Red Shoes (100% True Story)

I have a pair of red shoes,

I wear when I am blue.

They brighten me up no end,

And make me happy too.


These shoes are old,

And truth be told,

They’re comfortable.

And make me bold.


Many years they’ve lasted,

Too many now to count.

I can’t even remember,

The cost they did amount. (wasn’t much)


Yet how are these shoes still here?

No polish, wipes or cobblers have they gone near.

What is the reason these shoes do not tarnish?

I’ll tell you the reason – it’s fucking nail varnish!


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